Ballmer on Ballmer

Sep 19

Oh man sucks to be Tim Cook right now
HTC! HTC! HTC! HTC! 

Oh man sucks to be Tim Cook right now

HTC! HTC! HTC! HTC! 

HEY GUYS I AM LIVE AT HTC LET’S DO SOME WINDOWS PHONE STUFF YEAHHHHHHHHH

HEY GUYS I AM LIVE AT HTC LET’S DO SOME WINDOWS PHONE STUFF YEAHHHHHHHHH

Sep 18

BOOYA. Windows exFAT will BLOW YOUR MIND

Microsoft has signed a licensing agreement with BlackBerry manufacturer Research in Motion. More soon on Reuters.com.

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 18, 2012

Aug 03

Please don’t send me an email unless I send you an email first. I am a very busy man. This is like day 1 stuff guys

Please don’t send me an email unless I send you an email first. I am a very busy man. This is like day 1 stuff guys

Aug 02

OH BOY… I love getting emails from the Zune Social Team! Can’t wait to open this one. 

OH BOY… I love getting emails from the Zune Social Team! Can’t wait to open this one. 

WINDOWS 8 LEAKS ONLINE ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WILL FIND YOU

WINDOWS 8 LEAKS ONLINE ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WILL FIND YOU

Oh baby

Opened a fresh pair of business socks this morning. Really sets the mood for the whole day! 

Aug 01

Nokia what the hell bro

Nokia what the hell bro

Ballmer on Ballmer, now on Ballmerer

Looks like Eric’s little lapdog wants to beef. 
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BEEF I DESTROY AT MY PRIVATE STEAKHOUSE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SERGEY? 
- steve
p.s. Nexus 7 looks good let’s talk

Looks like Eric’s little lapdog wants to beef. 

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BEEF I DESTROY AT MY PRIVATE STEAKHOUSE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SERGEY? 

- steve

p.s. Nexus 7 looks good let’s talk